5:21 pm
hey guys,
let me tell u a story...
once upon a time theres a girl called X.
one day, X has piano cls. so she practises her piano again n again...
then, X goes 2 piano cls by taxi.
unfortunately, the taxi driver doesnt noe the way. so, X has 2 lead the way, but, more unfortunately, X doesnt noe the way either. therefore, X n the taxi driver hav 2 look at the map. they finally find the place.
when X reaches the mall its still early. piano starts at 5pm. so X walks around. when its nearly 5, X decides 2 go up.
in the lift, there r alot of ppl, so, X doesnt press the 5th floor button. she wans 2 wait until its not dat crowded. so she waits n waits. ppl going out at the 1st floor, 3rd floor, 4th floor... ok noe she can press the button... but... oops the lift wans 2 go down. ok nvm... lets go down again... now she reaches the basement again, she presses the 5th floor button. she goes up n up again, until the 3rd floor ( a jerk in 3rd floor presses the lift button), the lift door opens, n closes, n the lift says 2 X: "pls press the button of the desired floor" X presses 5 again, but the lift suddenly goes down... so down she goes, n up again.
X is late. so she runs 2 her cls. she looks 4 her teacher, but hes not there. then the girl tells her its a skool holiday. ok nvm, so she goes bak home again.
X regrets her carelessness.
THE END
lala laaa.
1:46 pm
Dear Diary,
last nite i was chatting wif my dad in msn, n mum came n told me 2 go do my exe, n i juz wanna tok 2 my dad, so i din listen, n i kept chatting... then my mum knew i was toking 2 my dad, n she came n c, n she kept asking so many questions abt the comp, lyk everything she saw, she made comments as if everything in the comp = bad... "who is dis? who r u toking 2? wat is dis? (she meant the emoticon...) wat????" n all dat... then she told me 2 go do exe n say bye 2 everyone, but i wanna tell them im gonna do exe 1st, but she said "say bye!!!" ... so... i said bye 2 everyone, n when i went 2 do exe, i saw her looking at all the windows, checking stuff n all dat... omg...
therefore...
i sent an sms 2 jenny:
"i hate my mum for stealing my privacy... so annoying..."n then i went bak 2 exe...
after a while, i tot i was too harsh, so i sent another sms 2 jenny:
"hehe jkjk..."i did half of my exe, n i was too lazy 2 continue, so i walked around, n found dat i juz received 2 more sms...
one is from mummy:
"SORRY DEAR, I DIDN'T MEAN 2. JUST 1 2 MAKE SURE TAT U DO YR EX. WILL DO E'THING 2 MAKE SURE U R HEALTHY. V SAD 2 RECEIVE SUCH UNKIND SMS FR MY BELOVED DAUGHTER."SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i actually sent it 2 my mum???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh noooooooooooooooooooooo
the other one is from jen:
"ei u so slow reply one... im gonna sleep..." or sth lidat, i deleted it hehe
i wanna die at dat moment, so i juz stayed there dumbfounded coz i donno wat 2 do.
then i sent an sms 2 my mum:
"oops... wrong sms... supposed 2 send it 2 jenny... hehe sorry ah..."................. then i went on 2 do my exe feeling guilty
after a while i received mum's reply:
"I SEE.. SO IT MUST BE ANGEL WHO WANTED ME 2 RECEIVE IT. PLS DO NOT CONDEMN YR MUM IN SUCH A RUDE MANNER 2 YR FREN ANYMORE. IT REALLY HURTS. :-( "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yes mum yes mum...
so i sent another one 2 her:
"hehe i actually sent another "jkjk" 2 her... hehe"even tho she doesnt noe wat "jkjk" means, hehe...
then no more replies, n i had 2 send another sms 2 her 2 tell her 2 unlock the door so i can get my toothbrush... -_-
darn...
Weiwei
lala laaa.
6:02 pm
日记大人，
我总是觉得，与妈咪在一起，生活好像没有希望。因为，
U NOE WAT?!!!! 2DAY WE SPENT OUR WHOLE AFTERNOON BUYING
2 THINGS!!!!!! WE BOT
FRANZ COLLECTION N AROMA THINGY!!!!!!!! JUZ
2 THINGS!!!!!!!
我知道，我们真会浪费时间。
BUT AH..... I TELL U...... AIH... NOTHING NOTHING...
要说，就要从头说到尾，而我现在没有这个力气或时间说。JUZ NOW, WHEN WE WERE COMING BAK FROM
星光三月，I SAW SOMETHING... SOMETHING...................
我竟然看到 “
HOLIDAY KTV ”。 接着，不到两分钟就回到酒店了。
I NOE... IM SUCH A BAD OBSERVER.
可是看到了又怎样？
EVEN WORSE...
妈的。
OOPS JKJK SORRY... HOW COM I CAN SWEAR IN ENGLISH BUT NOT IN CHINESE? EI, I THINK ENGLISH SWEAR WORDS R MORE RUDE... FOR EXAMPLE, IF U COMPARE THE F WORD N 妈的, THE F WORD = A NEW WORD, WHEREAS 妈的 = 2 HARMLESS WORDS JOINED 2GETHER.
我好想赶快离开台湾，就像我多么想来这里一样。嘻嘻，我现在要许个愿：
MY LAST WISH:
hehe i wanna eat mcd *PEACE*
Weiwei
lala laaa.
11:09 am
Dear Diary,
也许听了太多这些，就会觉得这些没什么了不起。
昨天，就好像回到了小学，只是这一次回到小学，角色有些变动。
我变成那个不做功课的坏同学，妈咪变成我。
“你有
做功课对不对？我看你今天的脸色比上次好多了！”
“哈哈，对，我有，真的有。”
“我看你没有做功课吧，你看你妈做功课，整个人不同了。”
“是，她没有做。” 接着摇头。
朱老师的眼睛并没有那么可怕，语气没有那么冷酷，说话没有那么绝。*************************************
BUT........... GOD!!!!!!!!! SO ANNOYING.........
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
hehe i drank dis water wif ash, tastes so good...
n then i hav my own
佛珠... but so annoying hav 2 do hw twice a day man
mum lyks 2 猜别人的心意... so quite frustrating~
i prefer 胡因梦 loh...
btw i think my english 退步 liao, n i still donno OH I REMEMBER LIAO! the opposite of improve is worsen...
*************************************
[ 真诚信实爱，和恕礼善同。]Weiwei
lala laaa.
11:42 pm
亲爱的日记，
omg so scary... i cant stand it when mums walking around the room when im blogging...
god...
我在
台湾。。。 哈哈。。。 我在
台北。。。 哇哈哈哈！！！
我不敢相信我在台湾！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
我在台北也！！！！！！！！！！ （怎么没有一个口一个也的 'ye'?)
你知道吗？台湾给我的第一映像。。。 是。。。 下飞机时那个
发'英'不准的报告员，英文烂死了。
什么
"powsenggres goweng t' taipei, pelis colleg yor laggage at lan xxx, sangkiu" 听不懂？也不奇怪。
然后呢，第二映像。。。 台湾有三个电话公司：
中华，远传，台湾大哥大。 哈哈，
藤芝璇，台湾大哥大。。。 哈哈哈哈哈，我正好看着那本书！ 哦对了，藤芝璇，你的小说我乘无聊时看了一半，不错哦！ 什么占星术，瘦瘦婆婆。。。 okk...................
一大堆废物。。。。。。。。
之后。。。。。。。。。
我们住的酒店，在
庆城街，名叫 "
les suites"。 太美了，根本不适合我们以外的人住。。。
昨晚一到房间，开电视，就一连看了三个偶像剧。
真命天女，恶作剧之吻，恶魔在身边。
我告诉你，aunty karen n tan mummy ah, always
chichi-chocho 个不停, so annoying sumtimes, i wanna join in n say sth, but then their topic is so ARGHHHH... 4 example:
mum: hey i think the spa shld b really special so dat it stands out from the rest
karen: YA!!! i noe!!! if the spa is lyk normal spas, i wont go...
mum: excactly, dats y i told ann 2 do the
身心灵 idea
karen: oh yea!! is she doing dat?
mum: shes not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she wont listen!!!!!!! omg!!!!!! coz of her religion n stuff...
karen: huh? god... how cld she..............
mum: the spa shld b really relaxing n stuff...
karen: of course... dats the point of spa...
mum: i told ann so many times, but she said ' oh but i think when i go 2 the spa, i prefer going wif a bunch of frens [probably
sanba ppl], n chat n chat n chat...
karen: wat???? but spa is supposed 2 b a place 2 relax, chat 4 wat?
mum: yea... but she wont listen...
就这样，你 agree wif 我，我 agree wif 你，我只好在那里看藤井树。
the next day,
went 2
成品书店.
bot
《孔雀森林》, quite nice the beginning hahaha....
afternoon,
went 2 c
胡因梦.
我们五人，胡老师、男友jimmy(keeps calling me 'meimei' as if im a kid)、我、妈、karen 就上了一堂
占星学。
命也。
好，那就来谈谈我的命。
健康方面，从10岁那年起，会有前世带来的缺陷出现。然后一直到2007年会好转，接着就没问题。
事业方面，应该会向艺术方面发展，而且会接触到高科技的东西？
这一世要做的功课，就是要学习互动关系，与别人合作。（哈哈，我是个不会听从别人意见的人。）
爱情反面呢。。。 这。。。不便偷漏。。。jkjk...
听说我16岁会遇到一个哦！妈说：哇！mm hou 了呱。。。
也听说，我会遇到一个怪胎，就是那种怪怪的，长发艺术人，吗？ ewwwwwwwww
我们走路去吃饭，看见了
奇景。
那轮又圆又亮又大的月亮，慢慢的，从云朵中出来。太大太美了，美过 erm... alot of things...
今天十五，又忘了吃斋。
他们说台北很少有那么美的月亮。
吃饱后，抬头一望，咦? wat the hell?!!!! 月亮被狗吃？
又不像月蚀，又不像被云挡住，所以我自己下了个结论：天狗吃月亮，太饱了，所以停了不吃。
今天，获益实在不浅。
还有，我知道很多天机哦！
薇薇
lala laaa.
9:58 pm
Dear Diary,
finished watching 金枝欲孽, so sad.........................
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
anyways............ muaha 在这里不方便透露剧情，以免陈芝璇小姐不小心经过。。。嘻嘻。。。
Weiwei
lala laaa.
9:27 pm
亲爱的日记，
我妈是个什么样的人？我看这只有她才最清楚。有时真不明白她平日要我们千万要拥有的
孝心，自己又拥有多少。每天一大早约了
朋友出去，如果下午有回来，就马上冲上楼，把自己锁进房间里，出来的话一定又穿着美丽青春的晚装，急忙地下楼又开车外出了。三更半夜，可能会回来睡觉，不然就是在朋友家过夜。试问这样奔波，又怎会有时间陪
年老的父母聊天？
妈，你一定知道，孝顺不仅是限于定时买药给父母吃吧？
薇薇
lala laaa.
5:16 pm
Dear Diary,
yesterday when i was in the car wif mum 2 msia... i was sleeping... n suddenly i heard "SHIT!!!" then i tot it was 1 of my mums outburst when theres sum slow car OR she took the wrong turn AGAIN... so i slept again......... but later... another "SHIT MAN!!!!" n i tot woa dat car must b real slow... then she suddenly shouted
"SHIT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" really really really loud... n i opened my eyes n saw dis green car in front n the driver made dis "sot" hand thing pointing on his head ok i donno wat was dat supposed 2 mean... then when my mum tried 2 overtake him, he juz moved across n blocked us, then when my mum wanted 2 go the other way, he blocked again, so we stuck behind him, n hes real slow... n then my mum keep doing long horns n i was half asleep n i don even noe wat happened... n i was gonna luf out... hehe coz mum was so pissed!!! n so the gay person kept blocking, n mum kept trying 2 overtake n she kept shouting
"王八！！ 王八！！！" so funny!!! n the guy made the hand thing again, n finally let us thru... n my mum was gonna call 999... walau... luckily my actions were slow n i din giv her the hp yet... n my mum said 2 me
"这些就是那些臭男人, 我终于见识到什么是路霸！" woa.... okokok
许纯美被吴宗宪骂是个笑话！！！ well she really is..... wahahaha
oh n i hate the
小冰 n
小薇/威 it better not b my wei... god they think they r so pro... n critisize ppl's fashion.... how bout themselves.... so EW the brown hair,
半华人半外国妹, lyk ghost... n they look so ugly, n they wear really 下等 stuff... ok don wanna say wat isit.... they think they r pro rite??? go to hell! they r so much worse....
Weiwei
lala laaa.
3:23 pm
Dear Diary,
《金枝欲孽》 - 宫廷中 是非地 佳丽三千 门争不断
安茜
玉莹
尔淳
如玥
男人统治天下，女人统治男人。 哈哈哈！
薇薇
lala laaa.
3:06 pm
Dear Diary,
HOORAY!!!!!!!! MY BLOGGER RECOVERED!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
yesterday went out wif kim n jen 2 orchard n dis time we din take photos hahaha
we walked n walked n walked... so tirying... we played
truth n dare at kimis house but theres nth 2 dare... oh my hair juz straightens itself u noe... not my fault... it was all straight when i was bak home... my mum was pissed when i told her dat im not eating at home but then later when
BIG LONG GOLD started................. she kept ignoring me... god... but then we decided not 2 eat coz the queue is too long n its too late... i reached home at 9pm WAHAHAHA n ate maggie mee WAHAHA
i juz woke up at
3pm, coz i slept at 2am coz of BIG LONG GOLD. changjin EWWWWWWWW the reparing guy outside!!!!! his phones ring tone is the
lonely, im so lonely song.... yuck!!! okok n hes speaking i think half malay half indian half english... ok so changjin is so nice!!! aaaaaa she sacrifices herself 2 save the
cowpox ppl.... OH N THE S2PID PPL R SO
SEXIST!!!! n so changjin needs 2 accept the offer n bcom the king's medical person even if it may cause a riot wahahaha it better cause a riot... but then there r still S2PID medical ladies who don support her.... wat the hell u r a girl man support the girl of course! GOD
im gonna watch
GOLD BRANCH JADE NIE now.... aih... my mum actually said dat BIG LONG GOLD is better coz GOLD BRANCH JADE NIE is too mean n ppl r too crazy n in BIG LONG GOLD at least there r good guys n she said it has better quality.... aih... mum i think dats juz bcoz its doing sexism now... lyk only these 2 episodes... b4 dat its only an innocent girl, wif a bunch of super mean ppl.... but i lyk GOLD BRANCH coz i lov mean ppl........ don u think its a pleasure 2 watch their mean faces.... bullying each other HAHAHA
Weiwei
lala laaa.
3:04 pm
Dear Diary,
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
so bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate itok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weiwei
lala laaa.
玉莹
如玥