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Wednesday, June 29, 2005
6:53 pm

Dear Diary,

hello... 2day is the last whole day i will b in msia... so sad ne~ but nvm, coz in hk i still can hav fun... n... HAHAHA i get 2 sit in business cls 2 USA!!!!! YEAHH!! so happy ne~ aiyo my face is ruined too... i juz used pore refining + whitening cleanser 2 wash my face... so suang... so nice... but still no difference... well, a bit but not enuf!! ok so in hk, we will b visiting cous cous, eating in posh restaurants, n singing in cool kboxes... n mayb luffing wif chanel, but i mite b fully booked haha... oh yea n i wanna take sticker photos there too... hey going 2 hk isnt tt bad... i tot it was a waste of time... 2day i only ate 1) donut 2) hotdog 3) banana muffin (made b us) 4) 2 coffee matous 5) tts it... late i hav dinner... tts y i starving rite now... its 7pm n SO LITTLE FOOD??? oh god stop making me lyk a bone... hehehehe mayb more xeniji will make me fatter... my mum is so bc... oh yea last nite, we didnt hav enuf fun... coz in a small room, wif heng kor, whei che, shan che, mike, seann n mum n sis... n me... it took abt 40 minutes 2 run thru the whole room... sing too little, tok too little, drank crap stuff, no new songs... n no the curve... haihhh nvm at least we get 2gether... yeah but the supposed plan wasnt sucessful coz the guy part wasnt free... oh n we had buffet (unfresh sushi n all tt) ok dinner time... BYEBYE i havent showered! so hungry...

Weiwei


lala laaa.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005
4:26 pm

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3:43 pm

Dear Diary,

mike tan is back... muahahahahaha... he now toks lyk a china / english person... we went 2 sakura juz now n my dear orange juice + chendol... yes! now i only hav aunty pao left... KAKAKA... hehe u noe wat? my mum is planning 2 introduce a guy 2 my cous, coz my cous's present bf is a bit gay... 煤婆 omg isit safe 2 blog here? noone actually lyks him... so... my mum thinks dat her fren's bro is more suitable.. so 2nite we r going 2 rebox n let them noe each other... hahaha so foxy... everyone is trying 2 help plan dis... btw im eating lychee jelly now, it tastes so good... yummy!!!!!!!! BUT it is in a fish's shape... so its kinda creepy... imagine eating a raw fish wif scales.... EEK!!! EW i juz ate the fin!!! its so soft n lumpy n wiggly... RAW... nvm... stop disgusting ppl... hehe guess wat mike tan is back... n lucky is sooooo cute!!! OOO n they hav little turtles at home!!!!!!!!! so cute... haihyo my mum wont let us go early 2 redbox... :( me + my sis wanna go at 5pm coz they com at 7:30pm... haihyo... how leh... nvm... WE GO SING IN HK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA U CANNOT STOP ME.... YEAH!!!! oh yea mike tan gave us lavender scent thing n 2 teddies... hehe NOT ENUF! jkjk... its really kind of u 2 do dat... 的反义词 hehe nth nth... i cant finish the jelly... ok im gonna put sum really gay stuff on my next blog up there... byebye c ya in redbox...

Weiwei


lala laaa.

Monday, June 27, 2005
11:42 pm

Dear Diary,

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lala laaa.

5:48 pm

Dear Diary,

YES!!! redbox wif family on wed nite b4 going 2 hk. oh yea. oh yea. oh yea. oh yeayeayea. wtv... hey we took crazy videos on vcam last nite n me n my sis used canton n it was so s2pid tt i don even wanna mention anymore~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U WONT UNDERSTAND THE FUNNINESS!!!!!!! juz now spoke 2 seann in msn n he said hes working so byebye. i hav nth else 2 say... oh yea nth. hey............ 2day's pizza day n msia pizza is so much better than sg's COUGH COUGH... EW I HATE SG PIZZA... YUCK!! oh yea!~ we went 2 海螺 yesternite, n listened 2 2 boys sing... hehe so cool but the apple bubble tea = crap. im so high i mean actually im not tt high... juz tt im too lazy 2 think wat happened...
[ 79 89 99 - Penny ]
回想我小时后 玩泥沙的那个样 一脸髒兮兮的 小嘴还嘟起来
看现在镜子里 长大后的模样 眉头深锁着 诉说着悲哀
这城市多少人在踟蹰徘徊 你对未来能有多少期待
他的手温暖但能不能信赖 我多希望 回到那无忧无虑的年代
79 89 99
im listening 2 dis rite now n my mum wans me 2 c if 大长今 is showing... haihh n parama is nudging me lyk hell... nudged more than 30 times at once i think... okokok

Weiwei


lala laaa.

Friday, June 24, 2005
2:34 pm

Dear Diary,

im toking 2 kimi now, n she wont shut up 4 awhile 2 let me type... wait.... AHAH!!! shes gone!!! hehe i can type now... so... in the holidays ive been
1) folding paper cranes
2) baking orange cheesecake
3) baking peanut butter cookies
4) drawing dollz
5) toking wif aunty rose
6) sweating lyk crazy
7) spending a long time conditioning my hair
8) helping my mum print stuff
9) playing piano
10) skyping + msning

my house electricity cut off 3 times already, everyday i experience heat n sweat. everyday its 38 degrees celcius or more, n its wet n humid, n all i can do is stay at home wif air-cond, haihhh u noe wat? my 2 maids r watching me type dis.... i feel so gay, but i cannot 说他们的坏话... so better change topic.

ok so now wat...

ok they r gone... good... but i 4got wat 2 say... oh yea the maids think im in love! OMG wth!!!!!

btw im going 2 usa 4 1 n a half month 4 my bones. in july.
n im going 2 hk on the 3oth of june 2 visit my cous...
left me 2 weeks at home only, :(

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舔了口柳橙芝士蛋糕 酸酸的
过程中 加了太多棱檬
再多的修饰也改变不了 它的味道
它就是 酸

舔了口柳橙芝士蛋糕 之后
还不明白 它的酸 从哪里来
80%是棱檬 10%是酸橙 10%是厨师的脸太酸
不过没关系 已经酸了的蛋糕 舔也甜不回来

舔了口柳橙芝士蛋糕 我发觉
不是每个蛋糕 都有甜甜的味道
也许只有巧克力 才能讨我们欢心
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静如
别唱了
你的声音
听了会伤心
那抖不完的音
总会抖进我的心
接着流入我的血液
把每个红血球震破了
一个个流下血淋淋的泪
泪流干了还留下隐隐血迹
瞧你惹的祸比杀人放火还糟
杀了人还给它们留下深深的痛
我不是火不是风不是指望的恶魔
我真的没有不小心弄破你的燕尾蝶
Weiwei


lala laaa.

Monday, June 20, 2005
5:27 pm

Dear Diary,

now in msia n out of brace, coz msia is too hot. i don wanna tok abt the spine thing coz its not tt interesting. well the last day of skool is the most dangerous day ever.
uwc taboo didnt com 2 me, math was juz sitting there, spanish watched toy story so boring, assembly was really gay. skool ended 12noon n then we changed n hugged *yuck jkjk n taxi.
cine 1st we ate yuck japo food, n CHANEL OWES ME $10!!!!!!!! .... then we bot tickets 4 mr n mrs smith, kimi is watching it again~ n alicia juz dumbfounded. b4 sticker photos, i had 2 pretend tt im in skool's toilet, n i had 2 call mum 2 tell her im "going 2 chanel's house at 3pm when skool ends" n told her 2 fetch me at 5pm... muahaha... then we sticker photoed n chanel kept pulling our shirts... omg n she kept squeaking, n alicia was juz dumbfounded too, n kimi juz normal rite? then went 2 ezone n b4 tt saw michelle. n chanel was juz playing the car thing n she helped kimi loose.... HAHA high 5 alicia! then cinema time the popcorn lady was so fierce, i was gonna say shut up n i bot hot tea n kimi was complaining~ WAT THE HELL 我就喜欢 then the movie was SO FUNNY... HAHA but sum 18 above parts, chanel enjoyed it so much rite? n kimi was lyk "can u go out wif me 2 buy drinks" erm i havent watched it b4 k? n alicia was juz ew ew ew all the time... after movie we rushed 2 taxi coz my mum was calling me!!! OMG
chanel's taxi was hard 2 find n kimi took the 1st one!!! we had 2 run here n there n finally said pls pls pls n got one. then at chanel's saw alicia's bro n gf hahaha so funny! n went up n called mum coz she kept calling in the taxi!!!! i pretended i put silent mode on. she was gonna fetch me in cineleisure but luckily i said only kimi is going 2 meet kl there n me + alicia going home. haha then she said meet me in bus stop. i changed into my uniform n chanel was acting weird, n we were rehearsing my made up story so tt when my mum asks "so wat did u do in chanel's house?" im gonna say "oh 1st we toked 2 jenny in msn, n we watched half kung fu hustle, n we played tennis n i sucked." but i cudnt figure out wat did we eat... lol so funny man chanel had 2 b my mum driving n i cudnt stop luffing~~~~ then her dad came bak n hes juz hyper, n funny, wif a typical hk accent, made me luf my hair off. he made me drink lemon thing "a very good drink" hehehe... then went downstairs, n briggie however u spell it cudnt bilif i hav a crooked spine! oh yea it was so hot. then blablabla downstairs was fun but smelt lyk chicken, n went upstairs again but my mum called, so had 2 com down again, n chanel left me at the gate. shit u! n my mum was calling me lyk shit n huhuhu she didnt ask me anything abt chanel's house!!!
orchard again but i had 2 cover up this: my extra clothes - if she lets me go orchard i'll wear it; had 2 clean my shirt coz i havent worn it yet rite? etc etc. n not allowed 2 tok abt mr n mrs smith. n don show her ur purse wif sticker photos. n remember skool ended at 3pm. n kimi is in orchard wif kl now. but we still went 2 orchard again 4 dinner, luckily i hav my clothes, don hav 2 go there in uniform, so i changed in the car, n took off my brace n all. put suncover on windows n used bag 2 cover but i wasnt tt flexible anymore... :( it was so hard changing. then ahhhhh feel so good going out w/o brace. after udon went shopping wif mum. I HATED IT SO MUCH!!!~ god she takes soooo damn long 2 buy stuff!!! i had 2 sit there lyk a gay person n wait 4 her + sis trying s2pid esprit stuff... still had 2 advise her 2 choose which one, M size or S size? only choosing M or S wasted us 30 mins in the changing room. well done. then god don wanna recall anymore, we went home i think.

Weiwei


lala laaa.

Thursday, June 16, 2005
5:38 pm

Dear Diary,

4 the 1st time in my life, i feel sad 4 holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant bilif dis man... u c 2day was sick so i skived skool, n i slept at home, but i slept too much, so i woke up, but theres nth 2 do, n i cudnt fall asleep, n i was too tired 2 do anything else, n i feel lyk eating, but im not hungry!!! r my holidays gonna b lidat too????? OH NOOO... n im going 2 these places:
1) taiwan - fix bone
2) norway - annual family vacation
3) england - sis's university
4) usa - fix bone
5) hong kong (mayb) - 2 visit my cous
hey actually, its ok 2 travel tt much, coz if i stay at home too much, im gonna b so crazy~ but im gonna spend so little time in msia... ahhh the food there is the best! another reason y i feel sad 4 my holidays is bcoz...
1) i mite leave skool in dec or aug
2) if i leave im gonna go 2 taiwan where im not supposed 2 move around?? oh shit
3) or im gonna go 2 usa!!! EWWWW i hate those ppl!!!
4) byebye frens im leaving again :(
so... i don really look 4ward 2 dis holiday... but i still look 4ward 2 it hehe... sorry gonna make another list...
1) i get 2 eat xenri, OG, alison, stevens corner, miu gai etc etc!!!
2) get 2 c jinglebell!!!
3) get 2 c relatives!!
4) get 2 tok in manglish/ broken chinese!!!
5) get 2 sleep so much!!!
6) n many many more...
oh yea... sorry 4 skiving 2day but lelelele u cant stop me!!! 2mr i wanna go out but i donno if my mum allows me onot... oh yea n chanel, if the paint doesnt com off, u r so dead!!! jkjk lov ya!

Weiwei


lala laaa.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005
10:37 am

Dear Diary,

i hate chanel. she is so gay!!
1) she splashed paint all over me
2) she is so disturbing
3) she stole all my ricolas
4) she logged off my comp
5) she ruined my life
6) she is so violent
7) she made us wet
8) she said im a gay ass in msn
9) she said i shldve died in may
10) she called me butter head
11) she messed up my work
12) she chokes me everyday
13) she made me a lesbo
14) wat the hell is in her brain
15) man i hate her
16) she kicked me
17) she gav me a tennis ball
18) she sux
19) noone lyks her
20) is she a guy or a girl? noone noes.... HAHAHAHAHA gay

Weiwei


lala laaa.

Monday, June 13, 2005
8:05 pm

Dear Diary,

hello long time no c... hm... THIS WORLD IS KINDA STUPID coz its really stupid...
1) my STUPID movie maker keeps stucking n i hav 2 redo it over n over
2) my STUPID comp is hacked by a STUPID freak n its really weird
3) my STUPID printer is out of order... it doesnt even print!
OMGOMGOMG i juz heard dis "zzz" sound under the table... SO SCARY
4) my STUPID hair = tangled
5) my STUPID frens... oops sorry~ i didnt say anything b4...
6) my STUPID dear mum wudnt let me skive the STUPID sports day
7) my STUPID house keeps getting calls when im on msn n it makes me go off
8) my STUPID afternoon is disturbed always by my dear mum who rushes bak 4 tea wif me
EW I JUZ HEARD IT AGAIN!!! ITS LYK "ZZZ" SO CREEPY!!!
9) my STUPID table / isit my hair? has dis weird "zzz" sound tt freaks me out
10) my STUPID life is juz STUPID... oh ya i ate the brown rice again 2day~ so STUPID

my mum actually reads my msn windows... i went 2 shower n she went 2 use my comp n she peeped into me + jenny + kimi's msn window!!! so crazy!! i saw it wif my own eyes!!! SPY!!! omg i feel so unsafe here... she cud open my blog anytime n read all my blogs... n my sis's home pg is lyk her blog... n when my mum uses it i hav 2 quickly switch the address... aiyo~

there r many many many other things tt happens but im really in no mood rite now~ my temper is coming 2 the bad period again~ haihyo... sayonara

Weiwei


lala laaa.

Monday, June 06, 2005
8:18 pm

Dear Diary,

yesterday i went 2 eat in Casa Roma wif my mum... n the rosemary lamb chop = SO GOOD!!! but the food came really slowly... so i decided 2 play truth or dare wif my mum. n so 1st she asked me n i picked truth, n she asked "do u hav a bf?" im lyk wat the hell of course not!!! wat a dum question~ then i asked her "do u hav one?" n she said "haha yes" i didnt say anything dat time but actually im lyk wat the hell... i knew she has dis really gay guy fren but not a BF!!!! OMG~ my mum actually has a bf?? ok nvm... later she asked "do u noe i hav a bf?" n i said "no" n shes lyk hahaha... n then when i asked her truth or dare again she wud only say dare!!! DAMN IT~ in one dare i even had 2 eat her vege... GRRR... oh ya she also asked me if my sis has a bf!!! hahahaha i said no... (but im not sure if she has one onot...) lol i noe nth!!! n she kept asking if anyone lyks my sis/my sis lyks anyone/my sis has a bf b4 in mas... haihhyo so bossy mum~ n she started toking abt how many guys lyked her in high skool n she hated them all!!! HAHAHA wtv mum... n then she started toking abt how guys suck n how girls shud b "economically independant" in order 2 live, n not 2 put all our hopes on our husbands... she said dis a million times liao but its fun listening coz its kinda stupid... well the lamb was really good...

Weiwei


lala laaa.

Sunday, June 05, 2005
5:41 pm

Dear Diary,

im really bored so i went to www.bored.com n found these really cool sites:

www.oliverbot.com
where u can tell ur secrets 2 a robot

www.caveofmagic.com
where magic really exists...

www.monitorcamera.com
where u can take ur photo w/o having 2 use a webcam ~ so advanced!

www.reflexgame.com
where u can go if u r REALLY bored

www.digitalfilms.com
where u can make ur gay movies, lyk mine: www.digitalfilms.com/play.php?id=627777

www.storewars.org
this is really gay ok?

there r more but i don wanna list them, so juz go 2 www.bored.com or www.i-am-bored.com 4 more gay websites... hehehe enjoy!

Weiwei


lala laaa.

Saturday, June 04, 2005
4:40 pm

Dear Diary,

OH NO...



Weiwei


lala laaa.

Thursday, June 02, 2005
10:54 pm

Dear Diary,

hahahahaha i juz concluded tt guys = jerks!!! HAHAHAHA so happy.......... hehe my sis's frens r here so im really trying 2 type fast in case they c this... omg juz now i was singing so loud n one of my sis's frens came in!!!! omg!!! well.... chanel!!!! she found a kitten n i named it pradabelle... hehe im so creative... erm... oh 2day is jenny's bday gonna sing so cover ur ears...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 JENNY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U!

jenny welcome 2 the world of 14s... hahahahaha its the age of gay... hey juz now researched last minute mozart... found tt im a little lyk him oh no y m i so gay? need 2 change~ or else will convert 2 the gay person... haha kimi u no who... haihhh feel so tired~ nth 2 say... hm...... oh ya happy bday jenny~!.... .............................................................. nth 2 say.......... oh... hehe... kimi canceled her thing tts supposed 2 b 2day... nvm we wont force u lol... WAT ELSE HAPPENED????????? oh the cat is really cute... meow thx 4 stealing all the attention... hm!!! when u grow up don eat mice pls... ok im really gay... gtg byebye ZzzZZz

Weiwei


lala laaa.